The following is a satirical parody based on the November 2, 1998 release by ABCNEWS.com^© of "election results" the evening before the purported election. The figures and percentages used are accurate according to their "pre-release" and the purported "final vote". Following this is a message from James Collier, co-author of Votescam: The Stealing of America, which helps explain how the "media" knew these figures long before the un-elections ever took place.

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VOTESCAM '98

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SPECIAL GOVERNOR (UN)ELECTION REPORT

(JUST TO LET YOU KNOW HOW MUCH WE KNEW THE DAY BEFORE)

a DEFNEWS.com

NEWS EXCLUSIVE

by DEFNEWS.com's 20/200 host Dam Sonaldson

The day before the non-elections, because of information we received

from Janet Reno our confidential election sources, DEFNEWS.com on

November 02, 1998 already knew miraculously predicted the

average percentage of the winner's vote as 57.55 %.

 

The day after the (un)elections, with 100% of the VoteScam Federal

Districts reporting, our DEFNEWS.com November 04, 1998 actual

winner average percent of vote was 57.36 %.

Aren't we amazing! Our margin of error was only 0.19% !

Key to the below information

FEDERAL STATE

NOV 2 "PREDICTION" & PERCENTAGE

NOV 3 "WINNER" & PERCENTAGE

DISCREPANCY PERCENTAGE: COMMENTS

 

THE VALEDICTORIAN LIST

ALABAMA

SIEGELMAN 58%

SIEGELMAN 58%

0%: "Watchdog" Wallace is gone, so now it's alot easier

 

ARIZONA

HULL 60%

HULL 60%

0%: Don't anger the indians in Phoenix...they own the airport

 

COLORADO

OWENS 49%

OWENS 49%

0%: Ski resorts are real good places to hide

 

FLORIDA

BUSH 55%

BUSH 55%

0%: George's little boy... got any questions?

 

GEORGIA

BARNES 53%

BARNES 53%

0%: Keep the south quiet and tax 'em some more

 

RHODE ISLAND

ALMOND 51%

ALMOND 51%

0%: Named for our mentor Cecil Rhodes, who else!

THE "GIVE 'EM A LITTLE EXTRA BOOST" LIST

ALASKA

KNOWLES 63%

KNOWLES 65%

+2%: Part payment still due to the Russians

 

HAWAII

*(LINGLE predicted with 53%))

CAYETANO 46%

CAYETANO 50%

+4%: Big deal... Don Ho wasn't running anyway

 

KANSAS

GRAVES 68%

GRAVES 73%

+5%: Previous credit due to Bob Dole was applied

 

MARYLAND

GLENDENING 52%

GLENDENING 56%

+4%: It's an even number and it looks good

 

NEVADA

GUINN 48%

GUINN 51%

+3%: It's a lucky number and we like it, OK?

 

NEW MEXICO

JOHNSON 49%

JOHNSON 54%

+5%: We really thought he was LBJ

 

SOUTH DAKOTA

JANKLOW 58%

JANKLOW 64%

+6%: Small population...who cares?

 

WISCONSIN

THOMPSON 58%

THOMPSON 60%

+2%: We like the Green Bay Packers

THE "TAKE 'EM DOWN A NOTCH OR TWO" LIST

ARKANSAS

HUCKABEE 62%

HUCKABEE 60%

-2%: 6 out of 10 sounds much better

 

IOWA

VILSACK 55%

VILSACK 52%

-3%: Wasn't he Horshack's cousin?

 

MICHIGAN

ENGLER 65%

ENGLER 62%

-3%: Edsels were really ugly cars

 

NEW HAMPSHIRE

SHAHEEN 68%

SHAHEEN 65%

-3%: We didn't like Charlie "Sheen" anyway

 

OREGON

KITZHABER 66%

KITZHABER 63%

-3%: 66 was too close to 666

 

PENNSYLVANIA

RIDGE 60%

RIDGE 58%

-2%: They let the Quakers vote?

 

SOUTH CAROLINA

HODGES 54%

HODGES 53%

-1%: What's just 1% anyway?

 

TEXAS

BUSH 69%

BUSH 68%

-1%: George owed us 1% from his first election

 

WYOMING

GERINGER 58%

GERINGER 56%

-2%: We think "Beringer" wine is much better

 

THE "DON'T MAKE IT LOOK TOO OBVIOUS THEY WON" LIST

 

CONNECTICUT

ROWLAND 71%

ROWLAND 63%

-8%: Whose submarine shot down TWA 800 from New Groton?

 

IDAHO

KEMPTHORNE 74%

KEMPTHORNE 68%

-6%: Too many spuds in the potatoes

 

ILLINOIS

RYAN 60%

RYAN 51%

-9%: We made it look like a close one just for fun

 

MAINE

KING 66%

KING 59%

-7%: A really bad lobster season

 

MASSACHUSETS

CELLUCCI 55%

CELLUCCI 51%

-4%: Ted still owes us for the Mary Jo coverup

 

NEBRASKA

JOHANNS 59%

JOHANNS 54%

-5%: We were confusing him with Bach all the time

 

OHIO

TAFT 57%

TAFT 50%

-7%: Chill out... He still won, OK?

 

OKLAHOMA

KEATING 65%

KEATING 58%

-7%: Was riding too high on the OKC publicity

 

VERMONT

DEAN 63%

DEAN 56%

-7%: The maple syrup has too many additives

THE "MAKE IT LOOK VERY OBVIOUS THEY WON" LIST

CALIFORNIA

DAVIS 49%

DAVIS 58%

+9%: Lot's of karma there leftover from Ron Reagan

 

NEW YORK

PATAKI 43%

PATAKI 55%

+12%: We're still confused... just what is a Pataki?

 

TENNESSEE

SUNDQUIST 58%

SUNDQUIST 69%

+11%: "Sunkist" oranges are good for you

 

 

THE "IT'S JUST TOO COLD THERE TO CARE WHO WINS" LIST

MINNESOTA

* (Coleman predicted with 35%)

VENTURA 27%

VENTURA 37%

+10%: Can you believe we made him win with just 37%?

 

DISCLAIMER

We at DEFNEWS.com are not responsible for any actual results that were inadvertently pre-programed into our computers prior to the election on November 2, 1998. These actual mock tabulations and pre-arranged results innocent predictions were the result of a former U.S. Senator deaf and blind ex-Postal Service worker who lied on his application when he stated he was politically correct, and also perjured himself in earlier testimony stating that he was not the illegitimate offspring of Al Bundy, when DNA tests have since proven that he was. He is no longer a member of our Editorial Staff.

We also do not endorse the book "VOTESCAM: THE STEALING OF AMERICA" by James & Kenneth Collier, published by Victoria House Press, ISBN catalogue number 0-9634163-0-8, as the information therein may cause us to exercise our federal civil privilege with regard to the Fifth Amendment of martial law.

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Votescam: The Stealing of America, published by Victoria House Press, 67 Wall St. #241 1, New York, NY 10005, 212-809-9090. $10 plus $2 p&h.

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VoteScam Revisited '96

by James Collier

The seeds for the rigging of 1996 primaries were planted in 1964 when, within months of the JFK assassination, a power frenzy was unleashed in Washington. The CIA, FBI and the nation's most powerful media heads met in secret. The media agreed not to challenge the Warren Commission's preposterous conclusion that Lee Harvey Oswald was the lone gunman. In return, the media gained the right to be the official vote-counting apparatus for presidential elections. This incident was documented in reports from the Air Force Staff College and American University. The deal was struck and News Election Services (NOES) was founded. Today, that network pool of NBC, CBS, ABC, CNN, AP, the New York Times, Washington Post and others has a tote-board at 225 W. 34th St. in New York City. When Brokaw, Jennings, Rather and CNN tell the public on election night, at 7:01 PM EST, "We are the first with the most," they all lie. Just like Pravda, they get the same numbers from the NES board.

The networks also own the exit-polling unit, Voter Research and Survey (VRS). That allows them to announce who won the presidency at 7:01 p.m., before a single vote is counted. The numbers do not change, and are always 100 percent correct. NES merged with VRS and is now known as Voter News Service (VNS). The networks want us to believe that people vote in the same percentages in every precinct across the country. Thus, an exit poll in Maine is representative of us all. Once that one magic precinct in Maine votes, the remainder of the country may just as well have stayed home, because the numbers will not change from coast to coast. Against this backdrop, we now examine a few curious events that took place during this primary season.

Iowa -The media told us at 6:55 p.m. on the evening of the Iowa caucuses that it knew the final vote totals based on " entrance polls." Not a single vote had been cast (unlike a regular primary, voting starts not in the morning but at 7 p.m.) People were still parking their cars, and witnesses reported that nobody filled out entrance polls. The paper ballot vote started sometime after 7 p.m. Sen. Bob Dole won. The next day the Iowa papers ran the VNS totals. Observers noticed that Pat Buchanan's vote was shaved by 100 to 150 votes per county from what they knew he received the night before, and they called county election supervisors to ask: "When is the election going to be certified?" The answer: "We don't know, maybe in April... the media hasn't told us yet" Election supervisors had told precinct captains to "throw away your totals, we aren't officially recording them this year... the media will tell us what the totals are." And that's how you rig a paper ballot election.

Arizona - VNS projected Buchanan the winner, but Steve Forbes won. The next day the networks apologized for the first time since the consortium was formed. They said their exit poll must have been wrong. Here's what our investigation has thus far uncovered: Sometime during the afternoon in Maricopa County (Phoenix), ballot boxes were removed by people claiming to be from the Election Supervisor's Office. "We need to get a jump on the vote count," the precinct workers were told. New boxes were already in place. No questions were asked. Also, roughly 219,000 voters (out of 1.2 million registered) were issued plastic laminated vote cards that were punched when they voted, so that nobody could vote twice on the same card. However, it seems that 60,000 additional cards were issued to "special" voters who were heard bragging in vote lines that they could vote twice without being caught. The election supervisor's office in Maricopa County issued a report stating that only two of the 60,000 extra ballots were voted. According to Yvonne Reed, assistant county recorder, 10 people were hired after the election to hand record 219,000 seven digit voter ID numbers into a computer. Reed said the computer showed that only two voters had their numbers entered twice, and those votes were dropped from the total. The 10 employees worked three 12 hour days, with two half-hour breaks, Reed said. Do the math: Roughly 220,000 cards divided by 10 workers equals about 22,000 cards. Multiply 22,000 cards by 7 digits in each card and you get 154,000 digits. That means each worker entered about 50,000 digits a day. There are 60 minutes in an hour. To accomplish the task, one would have to enter more than 4,000 digits an hour nonstop for 12 hours a day, or more than one keyboard strike per second. Unlikely, to say the least. Reed refused to give the name of the 10 people. She said it was not public information. "Yes it is," I said. "They were paid with taxpayers' dollars." A citizen's investigation is pending. Not a word in the local media about all this. At least one lawsuit has been filed in protest. When Karen Johnson, Buchanan Arizona Campaign Chairman, told Pat's sister Angela "Bay" Buchanan about the scam, Bay said: "Don't complain to the media, they'll just call us whiners and they won't like us' "

New Orleans - Local elections are likewise subject to shenanigans. Susan Bernecker, 41, ran for a Jefferson Parish council seat. Polls showed that the "Doris Day" of East Bank politics couldn't lose to the 70-year-old incumbent, Nick Giambelluca. Nick's nephew, Anthony Giambelluca, was the election supervisor. Three weeks before the election Anthony was found behind a dumpster with a bullet in his head. Hardly a word of Anthony's demise was written in the Times Picayune. Bernecker lost. The day after the election, Bernecker took a video camera to the warehouse where Sequoia Pacific voting machines were stored. She videotaped herself voting. When she pushed a button, a liquid crystal display, about thigh-high, flashed her name. Four times the process was repeated. The fifth time the display flashed her opponent's name - also the sixth, the seventh, the eighth, etc. She taped 20 machines. She brought the videotape to the television stations. They ran it once and dropped the story. Again, the Times Picayune ignored the story. She sued. The judge assigned in regular rotation was taken off the case and a "fixing judge" took over. He called a quick hearing, did not allow Bernecker any expert witnesses, and dismissed the case.

Polk County, Florida -- Investigator Russell Hancock and radio talk show host Jerry Hughes have joined forces in crusading against Election Supervisor Helen Gienau. Hancock started investigating what the newspapers in Polk County called "voting irregularities, snafus" and other euphemisms for what Hancock believes is blatant election rigging. After rummaging, through the files in the election office, Hancock found that the elections division was spending more than a million dollars on a private company, American Information Systems (AIS). This carpet-bagging company came in from another town and counted the elections for the election supervisor. This is a common practice where election supervisors do not count the vote themselves, but hire outside firms with their own modems and private "computer language" to program and count elections. The information Hancock dug up on invoices led him to ask the election supervisor tough questions. She refused to answer. Instead, she told Hancock that she would speak to him only through her attorneys - the state's biggest law firm, Holland & Knight. Then, WWAB radio host Jerry Hughes took up the sword, and for the past three months hardly a day has gone by that he hasn't asked Gienau to come on the air and answer the charges. Gienau continues to lay low. Stay tuned.

Missouri - This appears to be the only honest election. It was on paper ballots, counted in the precincts, with the votes recorded downtown. The winner was Pat Buchanan. The media did not cover it. Instead, they are trying, to deny it ever took place, saying Dole won every primary after New Hampshire.

New Hampshire -- In the book "Votescam: The Stealing of America" we assert the 1988 New Hampshire primary was rigged for Bush to beat Dole. So when Buchanan blew into town for the '96 primary, The Citizens for an Honest Vote took out a half-page ad in the Manchester Union Leader. Its thrust was "Do not let anyone steal this election from Pat," and they instructed voters to count how many people entered the polls and to match that with the number of votes the media reported. They referenced "Votescam: The Stealing, of America" and warned the New Hampshire establishment and VNS not to steal the election. Buchanan won.

Super Tuesday -- New Hampshire would be the last time Pat Buchanan would win. that is. win as far as media reporting as concerned. Buchanan forces couldn't be everywhere. and Dole's juggernaut rolled across the South and half way across the Midwest. It is significant to note that the numbers reported by VRS were schematically the same across the country -- Dole either won by 51 percent or 62 percent; Buchanan received his well touted 23 to 27 percent. That makes the Missouri primary an outstanding anomaly in the media game. If Missouri can vote overwhelmingly for Buchanan, one has to ask what does that do to the exit polling consistency? In Missouri, the election was seemingly, honest, the media did not count the vote, and the schematic was broken. Yet, we predict on election day in November the media schematic will be back, and whatever happens at 7:01 p.m. in Maine will happen in every State across the country without a glitch in the vote count. This type of consistency is symptomatic of well thought out national rigging.

Western Primaries -- We have noticed subtle changes in the way VNS has been handling its dissemination of information to the public since we have been doing talk radio shows about vote rigging. Cincinnati investigator Jim Condit has also appeared on scores of radio stations in the last few months, alerting the public to the danger of VNS and local election supervisors. Perhaps our combined efforts are having an effect. We noticed a falling off of reporting on vote totals after each primary. By the time the political Punch & Judy Show moved to Nevada. California and Washington state, the networks merely said "Dole the Winner" and declined to give any projections. Prior to this, the network anchors would make a big deal out of their projections in the West. So many people have faxed. telephoned and written Pat Buchanan demanding that he acknowledge this reality that when he was asked on C-Span, "Have you heard about the vote fraud charges in Iowa and Arizona?" he answered simply, "Yes. I have," without elaborating. We have reason to believe these same forces are telephoning and faxing the networks, angry as hell and "not wanting to take it anymore." We can't let up. The pressure must be maintained until either Buchanan or the mainstream media publicly acknowledges the cancer on our vote. A full investigation of how our vote is counted and by whom it is counted, in every venue in America. is essential before the November elections. We are asking everyone to find out the name of their Election Supervisor. Request to look through the public records in the election department. Find out how many taxpayer dollars are being spent on private firms to run the elections. Election supervisors may tell you that it's none of your business. or that it will cost you big money to copy the information. Both are untrue.

These are the beginning steps you can take to determine whether your elections are rigged:

1) Videotape the elections from the time the polls close until the vote is counted.

2) Check when the computer ballot is issued to precinct captains. You will find it is anywhere from 72 hours to two weeks ahead of the election. These ballots often are stored in their homes.

3) Check who prints the ballots and how many were printed. You will probably find that twice as many ballots were printed than were needed. Thus. a duplicate set of ballots may have been issued to these captains.

4) After the ballots leave the precincts, follow them if you can. Wire seals often are broken when they get to a collection point and duplicate ballots substituted for the originals.

5) Then the ballots go downtown. You will not be allowed to follow them up a back elevator as they purposely disappear from view. Demand to follow them. The next time you will see them will be in a room where the League of Women Voters is being paid to "orient the cards for the card reader." We taped the League punching thousands of holes in the punch-card ballots in both Miami and Cincinnati.

If you get to step 5, send us the tape.

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